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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sun Feb 17, 2008 1:07 am

    and pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by nuke1tank on Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:38 am

    but then sylverterstalone (disguised as rambo ) walks into spounge bobs room, for no reason eats gary and trys to kill spounge bob with his bow that has exploasive arrows.... but spounge bob
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:38 am

    announces his disgust at Nukey for spelling his name wrong by saying" YOU ARE NOT A GOOFY GOOBER, ITS SPONGEBOB, NOT SPOUNGE BOB!!!!",then has pleanty of time to use garys shell as a shield and the arrows ricochette off the shell, tearing through thousands of layers of skin and muscle,when.........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:00 pm

    the grim reaper comes, but instead of taking them to the underworld, he says "congratulations, you are my 1,000,000th victim, i will let you live and i shall rezz gary
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by AlexRothmeier on Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:06 pm

    then sponge bob says fkk no and comits sucide and rambo dances to "i like big butts and i canot lie"
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by AlexRothmeier on Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:07 pm

    btw im in my own clan to power levle my rouge and priest but i still want to be a part of this comunty before i come back with 151241412412341234981251795735767123785363725775265782364577325778324758732576732468578732478573246578324875875723875238773587328772853676547832378765348257 nps
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:37 pm

    Not to be added to story

    That was so not cool alex, spongebob stuff
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:01 pm

    and then we switch the topic and start talking about quick replies


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Wed Feb 20, 2008 6:15 am

    and how so cool they are b/c its so effortless for all those who are a little lazy
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:32 am

    but makes it harder to use forum smilies which i hate anyways


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by nuke1tank on Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:23 am

    so anyway after dancing rambo goes into a dark room, where the grim reaper closes the door and locks it, so for 7 years, rambo is alone, eating rats so survive, and for fun hes making arrows out of rocks, so 7 years later the door opens and...
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:36 am

    shuts..........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:24 pm

    and opens again to reveal a pizza delivery man


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by nuke1tank on Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:42 am

    rambo ses " i dont got no money" so the pizza man ses
    " no money no pizza" so rambo rips out his heart and feeds it to rats, and he eats the pizza and gets outa that room off to hunt patrick
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:06 am

    but patrick is so retarted and unreliable so it is an impossible thing to do...





    ... but everyone, but rambo doesnt, that 'The Big P' loves ice creams and is now a squatter inside the ice cream store





    (we now always call patrick 'The Big P')
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:45 pm

    but remember that quick replies is the current subject of choice, so take a pie of pizza from a nearby pizza delivery boy and chuck it at gibb's face


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:56 pm

    then i can eat it
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:06 pm

    but u dont, and instead chose to reach for a slice of pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:55 pm

    but because the pizza is so old, its grown legs and runs away, but not know where to go it ends up in the nearest mcdonalds store,and bumps cheese first into a bigmac,"what the hell are yo doing on my turf, pizzas are going down tonight, you best find all the slices you can cause you gonna pay for not respecting the boundries, my right hand man whopper and twister gone be comin to cap yo ass !!!! you best get yo self some GB (garlic bread) protection tonight!!!!"Bigmac threatens in his gangiest voice." i i i i, ah you see"Pizza replys in a frightened stutter, suddenly..............................
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:22 pm

    pizza takes steroids and kicks big macs ass
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sat Feb 23, 2008 6:49 pm

    and proceeds to eat a slice of pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by nuke1tank on Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:04 am

    but then rambo eats al lthe food that are fighting, and gets fat, and hed only get fit again if gibbs changes his avatar, becasue its nuketanks and he stole it and made it move because he likes pizza, so then timm turner and his fairy god parents wish that the terminator comes out and kill every1 he sees, so then...
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:24 pm

    everyone can eat pizza with arnie in peace



    *btw-stuff in "*" are not part of the story*
    *nuke-read this


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by SonOfaGun on Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:58 pm

    mmmmmmmmm pizza, homer simpson says as he bites off arnie's head. Arnold screams "YOUR A GIRLY MAN" in his austrian accent, but homer proceeds to cannibalism anyway.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sun Feb 24, 2008 6:32 pm

    so arnie pulls of homers head, and proceeds to pull his body part out of his trachea and proceeds to put himself back together. he walks away, double takes, and pulls some pizza out of homer and starts eating it.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:27 am

    Gnahahahahahah laughs Peter Griffin, pointing at the decapitated Arnie


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:28 pm

    but realizes that it was homer who was decapitated and so goes to eat pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:43 am

    flavour - meat lovers with extra bacon and bbq sauce
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:25 am

    but on tuesdays prefers a plain cheese delux on classic crust, but its actually thursday so he likes to have...........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:30 pm

    pizza


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