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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Jazarel on Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:42 pm

    which was delivered by a lunatic spazzing pizza deliver monster oozing slime from all orafices. Pizza doesn't look so tasty anymore. But what our hero didn't know....


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:48 pm

    is that he was going to eat pizza anyways, which he proceded to do


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Wed Feb 27, 2008 10:43 pm

    which was a good thing because all that slime was bbq sauce and it inhaced all the flavours of the pizza
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:20 am

    Chuck Norris walks in and round-house kicks all the people in the face who keep talking about pizza in our epic story


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Thu Feb 28, 2008 8:08 am

    then realizes that he needs to punish himself, so gives himself an uppercut and then................does not eat pizza because there is no more left anywhere at all so after licking all the leftovers out of empty pizza cartons he goes along to the nearest pizzaholics annonymous meeting and begins a long journey to pizzarioty, he looks around and there seated just two rows over is
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:04 pm

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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by nuke1tank on Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:46 pm

    but then he ate some mcdonalds because the pizza shop ran outa pizza
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:19 am

    after eating at mcdonalds, he walked into a room in which there is a stack of 10 pizza boxes. he then proceeds to open the top one. he then proceeds to eat all the pizza in it.
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:30 am

    By that time hes so fat that he has to do some push-ups.

    ...and everyone knows that when Chuck Norris does push ups he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down.



    so nows he's his muscular self again
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:28 am

    A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, the world laughs at chuck norris, because after eating so much pizza and being so amazingly fat, he tries to push the world down but his fists sink into the earth and he finds himself up to his pits and now stuck, therefore never to be able to eat pizza again. After days and nights of being stuck in the earths crust he dies and as he feels his body slowly slipping away his spirit rises out from it and arrives at heavens pearly gates.........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Fri Feb 29, 2008 12:31 pm

    and eats pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Fri Feb 29, 2008 2:49 pm

    the best pizza ever, better than anything on earth.

    it came from Hells Pizza delivery service
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:53 pm

    And because Emily decided to kill off Chuck, who is my hero, I must kill off Spongebob.

    Arnie enters the room, sees Chuck Norris's corpse lying on the ground. Arnie points at spongebob with accusation in his eyes.

    "I will kill you!!"


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Fri Feb 29, 2008 9:23 pm

    and then drink your blood!!
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:14 pm

    but realizes that spongebob has been killed of a while ago and sits down to eat some pizza.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:36 pm

    but there none left because chuch norris ate all of it

    so he ate some ...
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:51 pm

    pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:52 pm

    but there none left because chuch norris ate all of it

    so he ate some ...
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sun Mar 02, 2008 7:39 am

    pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:03 am

    But then, the pizza comes to life and takes a bite out of arnie

    "zuahahaha" laughs the pizza. "time for world domination!!"


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:13 am

    and then sits down to commit cannibalism and eat some pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by SonOfaGun on Mon Mar 03, 2008 6:53 pm

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm papa johns pizza...


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:19 pm

    pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:14 pm

    pizza = yummy
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:55 pm

    but back on story, whoever is alive decides to listen to Pavarotti (who I can not get enough of, may he rest in peace) and eat pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:12 am

    i have never really got inot the opera thing so i just eat the pizza
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:14 am

    while eating pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:44 am

    while watching cricket
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:47 pm

    which is a sport that involves flat bats and pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Tue Mar 04, 2008 10:56 pm

    no, it involves a flat willow bat and ball with a cork inner and a covering on leather.

    (not pizza)

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