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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:38 am

    but the cricket bat decides to eat pizza anyways


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:36 pm

    the cricket bat dominates all!!!!
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:13 am

    while eating pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Thu Mar 06, 2008 1:39 am

    But then the hockey stich come in and beats the @$&% out of the cricket bat.....

    while eating pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by nuke1tank on Thu Mar 06, 2008 4:20 am

    so then, god ses to chuck norris, " i will grant you another life, exept this time if u eat pizza you will die and go to hell "
    so chuck norris ses " ok....... but what about the pizza im eating right now? "
    "' that doesnt count " ses god, " now go, go, and rid the world of pizza!!! there cannibals and they want world domination, stop them now, or ill send rambo to do it!'
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Thu Mar 06, 2008 2:10 pm

    and thus, an epic battle is born.......

    Rambo comes down to do God's bidding, but gets into a fist fight with Chuck Norris. Then, out of nowhere, THE TERMINATOR SHOWS UP!!!


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Thu Mar 06, 2008 3:26 pm

    while chewing on a slice of pizza...
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Sun Mar 09, 2008 7:00 am

    Stops and realizes he needs more pizza and says,i"ll be bach and turns and walks towards the door..............
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:18 am

    and into a pizza store, where he then proceeds to eat pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:42 am

    The Terminator chucks a slice of pizza into chuck norris' mouth.

    but God is a forgivable man/thing/person? and forgives him
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:18 pm

    Now forgiven, whoever it was that was forgiven proceeds to eat pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Tue Mar 11, 2008 2:37 am

    but God unforgives him for purpoesely eating pizza and makes him die and go to hell.


    (not my rules, and JD made him eat it, so its now a sad day)
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Tue Mar 11, 2008 11:10 am

    Then Jackie Chan and Cris Tucker rush in, thinking its a drug bust in their newest movie, Rush Hour 3.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:16 am

    fortunately it is and they get to keep the stash
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:57 pm

    which doesn't react well with the pizza they're eating


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Thu Mar 13, 2008 1:17 am

    so they go on their biggest high theyve ever been on, while making the pizza awesome
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by nuke1tank on Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:25 am

    then spoungebob rises up from the dephs of hell, and ses " CHOOKA MUNGA!" and so rambo shot an arrow in his head, then rambo proceeds to eat pizza and...
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:49 pm

    eat spongebobs remains. But then he doesn't eat pizza.










    Then he does.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by nuke1tank on Fri Mar 14, 2008 8:51 pm

    but chooka munga is poison pizza in gobble language,
    so rambo falls to the ground and eats card board, witch for some reason made him feel better... so... all alone.....rambo wished on a wishing star that his old frined chuck norris, would come and hang out with him and bring good unpoisond pizza.....but patrick bursts throo the door with gary, and patrick trips over and they both die, so rambo proceeds to eat them and.....
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:03 am

    eat lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of pizza
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Sat Mar 15, 2008 1:13 pm

    Where Jackie Chan and Cris Tucker come back into the story and start a hilarious dialogue:

    Jackie: you go this way, ill go this way
    Cris: wat?
    Jackie: do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
    Cris: Man, no one understands the words that come outta your mouth


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:59 am

    lol thats so funny




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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sun May 04, 2008 5:46 pm

    then eats some pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Wed May 07, 2008 10:47 am

    But all of a sudden he notices a humoungusly huge lady has embarresingly tucked her dress into her knickers, and see this he laughs and starts to choke on the epic pizza, then..........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Thu May 08, 2008 10:37 pm

    he vomits up his pizza, and proceeds to eat it.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Thu May 08, 2008 10:42 pm

    and thinks to himself how awesome it tasted better the second time, decides to go for thirds and shoves his fingers down his throat and produces the most unique pizza eva.
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:26 am

    and this pizza filled epic story comes to a close


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