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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:21 pm

    shame...
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:27 pm

    but instead turned out the the Giants were indeed much better than Thingy's favorite team, the Patriots.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by nymphadora31 on Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:42 pm

    They arent better b/c they won the game and the game was really close. They could have bombed by not getting that last minutes touchdown. They just did better than the other team they brought game and played their asses off. Then left with a win.
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:54 pm

    then the giants held a really big party with the patriots also attending for a good game and they got really drunk and then got sacked so the Steelers can come and win next year
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:55 pm

    but the steelers end up losing to the 18-0 patriots in the Super Bowl


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:02 pm

    so the steelers all decide to quit that useless sport and take up cricket in NZ
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Mon Feb 04, 2008 11:09 pm

    and suck miserably at it


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:30 pm

    but at least they gave it a try and found out how magnificent it is and took lessons so most of them play for provincial sides

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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by SCREAMILIA on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:19 pm

    And then to make matters worse he had to go to work Monday morning and find that his cubicle mate had hit the office football pool. After putting up with hours of gloating from his annoying co worker he snapped and opened his top drawer to slowly pull out a....
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:38 pm

    ..handgun. He aimed it at his coworker and got a sick pleasure from holding the life of this crud in his hands.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:35 pm

    FUCKIN BANG...
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Tue Feb 05, 2008 7:49 pm

    the boss slams the door open, takes the gun, says good bye cruel world and kills himself. then he (the boss) jumps out the window...


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:00 am

    But because he's already dead, he doesn't quite make the window and falls to the floor, as he falls his ghostly spirit rises above his body...........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Wed Feb 06, 2008 9:13 am

    Then, unexpectedly, Chuck Norris and Mr. T fly through the window, crashing to the floor in front of boss's body. They have a fight of the ages, like God vs. God.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:07 pm

    until pee wee herman tag teams with snuggles the detergent bear and destroys both


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Wed Feb 06, 2008 4:05 pm

    On hearing of Peewee hermans great triumph and fearing his stature at risk John Cena challenges him, and herman excepts with great pleasure.
    The crowds are seated and chanting with excitement, John Cena is already in the Arena, Mr Herman is about to make his entrance............

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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by SonOfaGun on Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:17 pm

    but then Osama Bin Laden drops from the ceiling and does the thriller dance while promoting Obama for president. However, he is unaware that John Cena, a well known patriot, sneaks up behind him with his arms wide open and an angry face


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:04 pm

    Cena bear hugs Osama and forgives him of his past crimes. Chuck Norris rises from the depth, as we now realize he is God, and round-house kicks them both in the face.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:35 pm

    then runs of to support huckabee
    then Arnie, the Govenater tps in naked and makes Osama give him his cloths. Then he throws him through the 100th floor window, looks down and says "i'll be back"...


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:44 pm

    ...ill be back, just going to get a pie
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:09 pm

    which he does, and then proceeds to come back


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:03 pm

    As he gazes down on his dead body, he hears a voice cry from behind him "ADRIANNNNN!!!!". Arnie turns around to face his arch-nemesis, Sylvester Stallone.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:17 pm

    they make up and and go to Governators house and...
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:20 pm

    have a royal battle for all eternity


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:27 pm

    where they take a lot of tea breaks and chat about civilised things like...
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:30 pm

    their royal eternal battle, which continues momentarily as Stallone flips the table onto Arnie.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:36 pm

    why the hell such tuff men as them are drinking TEA!!!!, "even spongebob and patrick don't drink, we are so pathetic!"one says to the other and in return the other says to the one "well we will have to just..........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:40 pm

    continue our royal battle to determine who is God and who is nothing!!
    Arnold turns to Stallone and says, "Shut up. The only good character you played was Rocky!! I was the Terminator and now the Governator!!"


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:52 am

    Stallone realises that Arnold is right and proceeds to jump out the window...
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Fri Feb 08, 2008 1:55 am

    Only to land on Nicholas cage as he is acting out a scene for "Ghost Rider". Stallone steals his bike and tkaes off, with Schwartzanegger in pursuit


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