Epic Story

where Arnold S. catches up only to find that he had entered Stallones secret base where he reveals his utterly 'marvelous' plan to take over the world...



...and kill all people with warts on there nose

Then all of a sudden out of no where Arnie is surrounded by thumb thumb men, and instantly feels as tho he has fallen into a scene from spykids, closer and closer they get to him.........

Chuck Norris drops from the ceiling and round house kicks all the thumb thumb men in the face. "I'm Walker, Texas Ranger" he says to Arnie. Arnie then....

wets himself laughing at the wannabe

"I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY, YO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT"spice girls suddenly appear on scene singing the worlds most annoying song..................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W28ux_ShpHQ

and a miracle occurs, arnold stallone and chuck norris all team up and kick their asses for singing that rubbish

and then go to get pizza

after they eat their pizza they start kicking each others asses again until the wannabe cant take it anymore so he goes to get a long black (cos only wusses drink lattes).

slice of pizza

Then they turn on the ppl writing this script and say 'YOU ALL SUCK, CHICKEN LIVERED QUITTERS !'

so they script writers go in strike while eating pizza

while they watch heroes reruns

thinking, i really got to watch that show(but too busy trying to watch house on fox's online tv thing)

in between flicking back and forth from the dogwhisperer and WWE

which happens to be faked (WWE that is)

but fun to watch, when someone else doesnt realize that, and thats excatly the argument Arnie and sly are in the middle of, Arnie believes its real, and sly doesnt. "Dart is where i gut ma skills from, yuu eediot" argues Arnie, and in reply sly says..........

Adrian!!!!!!!!

and arnie says- "i'll be back"

with a thingy, then walks straight into a plate glass window where it is he, arnie that shatteres into a million pieces.......

then chuck norris walks in and roundhouse kicks all the peices in the face.

while eating his pizza

slips on a piece of arnies glass face and........

drops his pizza

'awe.....5 SECOND RULE!!!!' he shouts as he scoops up his pizza, along with the brain pieces of arnie, gobbles them all down. 'Dat woz a nahce Peezah'chuck chokes in shock,'whay dooo i sownd lyke a barrrbaariahn ?'he asks himself.......

when he is smothered by the largest pie of pizza ever

and pissed his pants

which did not mix well with the cheese

and ended up making a piss-pepperoni pizza, which pizza hut decided to start marketing.

to which dominos declared" we'll sue you all, we made the urinator pizza b4 yoo".........