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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:00 am

    where Arnold S. catches up only to find that he had entered Stallones secret base where he reveals his utterly 'marvelous' plan to take over the world...



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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:36 am

    Then all of a sudden out of no where Arnie is surrounded by thumb thumb men, and instantly feels as tho he has fallen into a scene from spykids, closer and closer they get to him.........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:01 am

    Chuck Norris drops from the ceiling and round house kicks all the thumb thumb men in the face. "I'm Walker, Texas Ranger" he says to Arnie. Arnie then....


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:27 pm

    wets himself laughing at the wannabe
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:11 am

    "I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT, WHAT I REALLY REALLY, YO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT"spice girls suddenly appear on scene singing the worlds most annoying song..................
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:49 am

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W28ux_ShpHQ
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:00 pm

    and a miracle occurs, arnold stallone and chuck norris all team up and kick their asses for singing that rubbish
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:12 pm

    and then go to get pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:53 pm

    after they eat their pizza they start kicking each others asses again until the wannabe cant take it anymore so he goes to get a long black (cos only wusses drink lattes).
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:21 pm

    slice of pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:08 am

    Then they turn on the ppl writing this script and say 'YOU ALL SUCK, CHICKEN LIVERED QUITTERS !'
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sun Feb 10, 2008 1:34 pm

    so they script writers go in strike while eating pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by SonOfaGun on Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:33 pm

    while they watch heroes reruns


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:44 pm

    thinking, i really got to watch that show(but too busy trying to watch house on fox's online tv thing)


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:06 pm

    in between flicking back and forth from the dogwhisperer and WWE
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:08 pm

    which happens to be faked (WWE that is)


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Mon Feb 11, 2008 4:51 pm

    but fun to watch, when someone else doesnt realize that, and thats excatly the argument Arnie and sly are in the middle of, Arnie believes its real, and sly doesnt. "Dart is where i gut ma skills from, yuu eediot" argues Arnie, and in reply sly says..........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Mon Feb 11, 2008 7:55 pm

    Adrian!!!!!!!!


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:49 pm

    and arnie says- "i'll be back"


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:34 am

    with a thingy, then walks straight into a plate glass window where it is he, arnie that shatteres into a million pieces.......
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:38 am

    then chuck norris walks in and roundhouse kicks all the peices in the face.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:55 pm

    while eating his pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:04 pm

    slips on a piece of arnies glass face and........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:05 pm

    drops his pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:20 pm

    'awe.....5 SECOND RULE!!!!' he shouts as he scoops up his pizza, along with the brain pieces of arnie, gobbles them all down. 'Dat woz a nahce Peezah'chuck chokes in shock,'whay dooo i sownd lyke a barrrbaariahn ?'he asks himself.......
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:32 pm

    when he is smothered by the largest pie of pizza ever


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by SonOfaGun on Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:53 pm

    and pissed his pants


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:35 pm

    which did not mix well with the cheese


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:12 pm

    and ended up making a piss-pepperoni pizza, which pizza hut decided to start marketing.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:05 pm

    to which dominos declared" we'll sue you all, we made the urinator pizza b4 yoo".........

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