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    Jazarel
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    Post by Jazarel on Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:17 pm

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.' He asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?' The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'

    Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.' He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then.....' he sighed, 'let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.


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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Razorfist on Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:37 pm

    i guffawed at that one.


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    Post by EmiBoo on Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:10 pm

    that was a good one

    Wittle Wabbit
    A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

    And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"

    The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
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    Post by AlexRothmeier on Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:11 pm

    omg that was so funny emily Laughing

    i was board one day and found this


    Its kinda of a long one but its worth it in my option

    Once upon a time there was a little girl the little girl liked learning new words and she picked up lots of the words from her parents and sister. One day her parents were getting ready to have dinner with the girls dad. The little girl was walking by her sister who was on the phone with her boyfriend the sister said ASSHOLE and the little girl asked what asshole ment and the sister said boyfriend. The little girl then walked by her dad who was shaveing he cut himself and said SHIT the girl said whats shit mean and the dad said shaveing cream. The girl then walked by her mom who was carving a turkey and the mom cut her finger and yealed FUCK the little girl asked what does fuck mean and the mom said cut. The doorbell rang and the little girl answered it and it was her dad's boss dads boss asked what everyone was doing and she said my sister is talking to her asshole on the phone, my dad is wipeing shit off his face and my mom is fucking the turkey.

    Smile i like this joke and if we arnt sposed to post bad words sorry and ill edit it or u can if u want but i think it rounds it off nicely.
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    Post by Razorfist on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:57 pm

    lmao


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    Post by nymphadora31 on Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:00 pm

    oh i liked that one its was halarious
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    Post by EmiBoo on Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:09 pm

    Two zebras pondering
    Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
    stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
    know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
    and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
    zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
    what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
    stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
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    Post by nymphadora31 on Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:16 pm

    lmao
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    Post by EmiBoo on Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:06 am

    You've got mail, the Blonde version
    A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

    She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

    The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".
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    Re: Jokes

    Post by Gibbs on Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:30 pm

    i think that bad words are all reserved for this topic and out of the rest of the forum.

    all the jokes so far have been top

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