Epic Story

A boy was walking his dog........

each person creates a new line.

a car comes and runs both of em over.

THE END

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

pls continue

The dog runs and tells a farmer about the incident..

who the goes and posts in the almost identical story thread in the official forum...

That some kser got to the annoying kid b4 he did and even took the loot and wondered if there were any possible ideas on how to get revenge or that he would just QUIT!!!!.........

and then he said thingy

And thingy reached out of the screen, grabbed JD by his scrawny little neck and.......

walked home

after getting home, the thingy decides to trademark his catch phrases, "snickity" and "smeekers"

Thingy posts his news of the recent trademark application and in reply a majig decides that she should do the same with, "BOODLES", "EEKLES" and "TOODLES". After majig posts her reply, the phone rings..........

he picks it up, a voice on the other end says "you will die in 7 dayssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

And then Jason Vorheese is seen on the subway.

embracing Freddy kreuger, who has his tongue halfway down jasons throat, suddenly out of the shadows with scalpel in hand is Chucky says, "well, hello fellas, wanna play ?".........

thingy grabs his thingy and runs away in terror

Thingys, thingy falls off in fright and scrambles away from thingy, thingys thingy stops to look back, when..........

he sues all of u

and loses, he is forced to pay for the court case and becomes broke

and then wins the lottery, gets some good lawyers and win

After winning, thingy hires the worlds best micro surgeon in an attempt to reattach his thingy, but it failed, thingy then went and bought the largest ipod eva and found a long beam and hanged himself, untill he turned blue but still doesnt know what it means........

42

42......times he thought of doing it, yet it seems he only dreamed of it this time as well, being that he dreams many dreams of dreaming things that it is thought not wise to dream about dreaming of killing thyself with thy ipod, but it turns out he dreamed it once again, thus ending the supposed dream

"Whoa, what a freaked out dream that was, man i'm tired, i really must.........

go drink red bull and get wings

and then the director screams "CUT CUT, GET THE FUCK OFF THIS STAGE"

And the actors said "yay! Home time" in extremely sing song voices...

woot they all chant

Gunter glieben glauchen globen

(from the song "Rock of Ages" by Def Lappard)

aichtigfulgen granaten gevalt upushnick. geshmakitude. Ichstroufin!!!!111!!11

And as he contemplated the existence of the ilife bestowed upon him by the almighty nothingness, he absentmindedly reached into the fridge for a chilled bottle of wine only rather to embrace in his tired hands....

an actual bottle of wine, so he drank it and sat down to watch the superbowl, which turned out to be a complete disaster b/c the patriots did not avenge the defeat of the packers