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    Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:14 pm

    A boy was walking his dog........

    each person creates a new line.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by SonOfaGun on Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:18 pm

    a car comes and runs both of em over. Twisted Evil

    THE END

    BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA affraid

    pls continue Wink


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:15 pm

    The dog runs and tells a farmer about the incident..


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:16 pm

    who the goes and posts in the almost identical story thread in the official forum...


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:27 pm

    That some kser got to the annoying kid b4 he did and even took the loot and wondered if there were any possible ideas on how to get revenge or that he would just QUIT!!!!.........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:28 pm

    and then he said thingy


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:38 pm

    And thingy reached out of the screen, grabbed JD by his scrawny little neck and.......
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:06 am

    walked home


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:08 am

    after getting home, the thingy decides to trademark his catch phrases, "snickity" and "smeekers"


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:54 am

    Thingy posts his news of the recent trademark application and in reply a majig decides that she should do the same with, "BOODLES", "EEKLES" and "TOODLES". After majig posts her reply, the phone rings..........

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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by SonOfaGun on Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:44 pm

    he picks it up, a voice on the other end says "you will die in 7 dayssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:38 pm

    And then Jason Vorheese is seen on the subway.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:02 pm

    embracing Freddy kreuger, who has his tongue halfway down jasons throat, suddenly out of the shadows with scalpel in hand is Chucky says, "well, hello fellas, wanna play ?".........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:03 pm

    thingy grabs his thingy and runs away in terror


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:01 pm

    Thingys, thingy falls off in fright and scrambles away from thingy, thingys thingy stops to look back, when..........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:45 pm

    he sues all of u


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:58 pm

    and loses, he is forced to pay for the court case and becomes broke
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:24 pm

    and then wins the lottery, gets some good lawyers and win


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:32 pm

    After winning, thingy hires the worlds best micro surgeon in an attempt to reattach his thingy, but it failed, thingy then went and bought the largest ipod eva and found a long beam and hanged himself, untill he turned blue but still doesnt know what it means........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:33 pm

    42


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:08 am

    42......times he thought of doing it, yet it seems he only dreamed of it this time as well, being that he dreams many dreams of dreaming things that it is thought not wise to dream about dreaming of killing thyself with thy ipod, but it turns out he dreamed it once again, thus ending the supposed dream


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:47 am

    "Whoa, what a freaked out dream that was, man i'm tired, i really must.........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:28 pm

    go drink red bull and get wings

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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by SonOfaGun on Sun Feb 03, 2008 5:34 pm

    and then the director screams "CUT CUT, GET THE FUCK OFF THIS STAGE"


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:18 pm

    And the actors said "yay! Home time" in extremely sing song voices...
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:09 am

    woot they all chant


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:35 am

    Gunter glieben glauchen globen

    (from the song "Rock of Ages" by Def Lappard)


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:51 am

    aichtigfulgen granaten gevalt upushnick. geshmakitude. Ichstroufin!!!!111!!11


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Jazarel on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:03 pm

    And as he contemplated the existence of the ilife bestowed upon him by the almighty nothingness, he absentmindedly reached into the fridge for a chilled bottle of wine only rather to embrace in his tired hands....


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by SonOfaGun on Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:11 pm

    an actual bottle of wine, so he drank it and sat down to watch the superbowl, which turned out to be a complete disaster b/c the patriots did not avenge the defeat of the packers


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