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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:01 pm

    then the executives of Pizza Hut sat down to a pizza dinner


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:04 am

    then Dominoes pizza CEOs swung in thru the windows, dressed like ninjas


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:05 am

    except they were fat from eating too many dominoes pizzas so they landed like some poop flying from a rhinos ass (i got a pic, i will post it when i can)
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:26 am

    and after the poop out crawls jim carey from the rhino but, butt naked screaming................
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Wed Feb 13, 2008 2:39 am

    They Got Dan Marino!!! Alrighty Then. Lahoo-saher


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:37 pm

    and the domino exec's slip on the largest pizza pie in the world, and fall on top whoever it was that it was droped on


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:52 pm

    meanwhile, back in bikini bottom(still emi's happy place), plankton is busy working on his next scheme to rule the world, when all of a sudden the penny drops..........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:24 pm

    smacking Patrick Star on the head, thus making him even stupider


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Wed Feb 13, 2008 5:46 pm

    Off in the distance, Mr krabbes is working on strategies to make more munny, when at the same time the penny drops on Patric, Mr Krabbe says" ooh i hear Munny !"
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:59 pm

    then spongebob takes the money and runs off to join pirate gang.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:03 pm

    but on the way, he finds a slice of pizza, and eats. fortunately, he did not realize it was made with tainted cheese and he promptly dropped dead


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:14 pm

    and is then recruited into the Dutchmans undead pirate crew, and there he sees his BFF Patrick as due to his massive head injuries he too died.' PATRICK', spongebob calls to him........
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:17 pm

    we're dead, lets go to hell were we belong and never torment the universe with our presence again


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:51 am

    They both stop, look at each other and burst into laughter spongebob'mwahahahahahahahahahaha' patrick'ahohoahohoahohoahohoahoho', together they say" thats just silly" and they decide to take the bus to jellyfish fields, and begin an epic jelly fishing tournement.
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:26 am

    to where arnold schwarzenegger and sylvester stallone are in. The see each other and immediately start to fight over who gets the shiny jellyfish net.

    Then, Chuck Norris drops down, round house kicks them in the face and takes the shiny net.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Fri Feb 15, 2008 1:18 pm

    and decides to sit down and eat pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Fri Feb 15, 2008 3:48 pm

    But is bitterly dissappointed when spongebob brings it to his attention,saying "Thats just silly Mr Norris, theres no such thing as pizza here !, but i can make you a Krabbypattie, i;m the greatest fry cook in all of bikini Bottom, and did you know, that Bikini Bottom is EmiBoo's HappyPlace, awe".................
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by JD on Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:02 pm

    but the realized that spongebob is a fictional character and gets himself a slice of pizza, much to the chagrin of spongebob, a fictional character who then proceeds to kill himself by seppuku, while Chuck Norris watches with much amusement while eating his slice of pizza


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:18 pm

    the chuck norris is no longer amused by spongebob and round house kicks him in the face


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:10 pm

    "Traitor" spongebob screams strangely in the voice of emiboo, he is deeply saddenned as he comes to terms with the fact that a supposed goofygoober has betrayed him."well, i don't care anymore, i have pleanty of other Goofy goobers to count on" he declares as he sobs his sponge out, takes a breath, squeezes the tears out of himself and resumes Bawling his eyes out and then suddenly shouts" I HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW!!!!"................
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:20 pm

    But Chuck Norris doesnt really care. The spongebob gets angry and round house kicks chuck norris in the face.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by SonOfaGun on Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:30 pm

    chuck norris travels through time b/c he is goin so fast and he time travels to the moment before spongebob roundhouse kicks him in the face. Chuck takes some lighter fluid and some matches and burns spongebob Very Happy. He proceeds to make a neon sign with his butt hairs and glowing sea bacteria that says "I FUCKING HATE SPONGEBOB SO CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM"


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    Post by EmiBoo on Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:43 pm

    great thx, that wasnt really nice (bikini bottom, still my happy place) and btw you cant burn things that are wet, hey there you go a challenge, grap a sponge soak it with salty water, pour on lighter fluid and set it alight. Video it and if you succeed. post on youtube as Proof you could burn Spongebob to death, and i will agree to not talk about him, how ever if you fail, you are to tape your self singing the Goofy goober theme song, whilst standing on your roof, and once you have finished singing dive off where you shall land onto the Fattest and oldest british ladie who is covered in pins and needles, then post on youtube as I lost a challenge, spongbob rocks, and i get to talk about him all i like.

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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:21 pm

    do it man, it will be funny
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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Razorfist on Fri Feb 15, 2008 11:52 pm

    uh...............

    so then chuck norris pimp slaps Mr. T in the face and WEsley Snipes swings down, dressed as Blade.


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by Gibbs on Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:05 am

    equiped with full +9 shell and a and +9 rappy

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    Post by SonOfaGun on Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:16 am

    i woulda thought Blade would use a Hanguk +3 rebirthed... but a scythe would be nice for a change...

    blade then proceeds to make his documentary of killing spongebob and jumping on fat british ladies


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by AlexRothmeier on Sat Feb 16, 2008 3:32 pm

    and after all that it seems that it was all a dream
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    Post by JD on Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:51 pm

    but it wasn't


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    Re: Epic Story

    Post by EmiBoo on Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:31 pm

    it was a vision of what was to come.........

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