Epic Story

then the executives of Pizza Hut sat down to a pizza dinner

then Dominoes pizza CEOs swung in thru the windows, dressed like ninjas

except they were fat from eating too many dominoes pizzas so they landed like some poop flying from a rhinos ass (i got a pic, i will post it when i can)

and after the poop out crawls jim carey from the rhino but, butt naked screaming................

They Got Dan Marino!!! Alrighty Then. Lahoo-saher

and the domino exec's slip on the largest pizza pie in the world, and fall on top whoever it was that it was droped on

meanwhile, back in bikini bottom(still emi's happy place), plankton is busy working on his next scheme to rule the world, when all of a sudden the penny drops..........

smacking Patrick Star on the head, thus making him even stupider

Off in the distance, Mr krabbes is working on strategies to make more munny, when at the same time the penny drops on Patric, Mr Krabbe says" ooh i hear Munny !"

then spongebob takes the money and runs off to join pirate gang.

but on the way, he finds a slice of pizza, and eats. fortunately, he did not realize it was made with tainted cheese and he promptly dropped dead

and is then recruited into the Dutchmans undead pirate crew, and there he sees his BFF Patrick as due to his massive head injuries he too died.' PATRICK', spongebob calls to him........

we're dead, lets go to hell were we belong and never torment the universe with our presence again

They both stop, look at each other and burst into laughter spongebob'mwahahahahahahahahahaha' patrick'ahohoahohoahohoahohoahoho', together they say" thats just silly" and they decide to take the bus to jellyfish fields, and begin an epic jelly fishing tournement.

to where arnold schwarzenegger and sylvester stallone are in. The see each other and immediately start to fight over who gets the shiny jellyfish net.

Then, Chuck Norris drops down, round house kicks them in the face and takes the shiny net.

and decides to sit down and eat pizza

But is bitterly dissappointed when spongebob brings it to his attention,saying "Thats just silly Mr Norris, theres no such thing as pizza here !, but i can make you a Krabbypattie, i;m the greatest fry cook in all of bikini Bottom, and did you know, that Bikini Bottom is EmiBoo's HappyPlace, awe".................

but the realized that spongebob is a fictional character and gets himself a slice of pizza, much to the chagrin of spongebob, a fictional character who then proceeds to kill himself by seppuku, while Chuck Norris watches with much amusement while eating his slice of pizza

the chuck norris is no longer amused by spongebob and round house kicks him in the face

"Traitor" spongebob screams strangely in the voice of emiboo, he is deeply saddenned as he comes to terms with the fact that a supposed goofygoober has betrayed him."well, i don't care anymore, i have pleanty of other Goofy goobers to count on" he declares as he sobs his sponge out, takes a breath, squeezes the tears out of himself and resumes Bawling his eyes out and then suddenly shouts" I HAVE FEELINGS TOO YOU KNOW!!!!"................

But Chuck Norris doesnt really care. The spongebob gets angry and round house kicks chuck norris in the face.

chuck norris travels through time b/c he is goin so fast and he time travels to the moment before spongebob roundhouse kicks him in the face. Chuck takes some lighter fluid and some matches and burns spongebob . He proceeds to make a neon sign with his butt hairs and glowing sea bacteria that says "I FUCKING HATE SPONGEBOB SO CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM"

great thx, that wasnt really nice (bikini bottom, still my happy place) and btw you cant burn things that are wet, hey there you go a challenge, grap a sponge soak it with salty water, pour on lighter fluid and set it alight. Video it and if you succeed. post on youtube as Proof you could burn Spongebob to death, and i will agree to not talk about him, how ever if you fail, you are to tape your self singing the Goofy goober theme song, whilst standing on your roof, and once you have finished singing dive off where you shall land onto the Fattest and oldest british ladie who is covered in pins and needles, then post on youtube as I lost a challenge, spongbob rocks, and i get to talk about him all i like.

Sorry off subject.

do it man, it will be funny

uh...............

so then chuck norris pimp slaps Mr. T in the face and WEsley Snipes swings down, dressed as Blade.

equiped with full +9 shell and a and +9 rappy

i woulda thought Blade would use a Hanguk +3 rebirthed... but a scythe would be nice for a change...

blade then proceeds to make his documentary of killing spongebob and jumping on fat british ladies

and after all that it seems that it was all a dream

but it wasn't

it was a vision of what was to come.........